Admittedly, a clever and wonderful post

I know what you've all been thinking: You've been thinking: What's a yule log?

I've been wondering the same thing myself. I have no idea. Why don't you check out Wikipedia. I bet they know. They know everything.

I'm not going to blog about yule logs today. No. I'm going to blog about something way more important. And that is this.

I've actually decided not to blog about anything. Goodbye

Admittedly, a lame post

I'll admit that I'm just updating so I can pretend I update this blog somewhat regularly. But I just started reading Special Topics in Calamity Physics in Labyrinth while I was waiting to see if I would win something in the raffle I'd entered (I did...) and it was so awesome, at least the first twenty pages were, that I had to buy it. I'm going to read it all weekend instead of studying for finals and writing papers. Sweet! So far, at least, she's like a Nabokov who's been injected with incredibly strong doses of pop-culture. Double Sweet!

You should read this

And by this, I mean the review I wrote, not the book I'm reviewing. Then again, go ahead and read the book. See if I care.

Also

I had a letter published in today's Columbia Spectator. It was bitter and funny, so I'm (naturally) not linking to it. But I'm sure you can find it if you really want.

Post about life

Hey All,

Isn't it amazing that I'm sitting here with a slice of pizza and blogging when I should be studying patents and copyright, in that order. What's amazing is that I'm at Cafe Nana and will soon post this into the blogosphere where my 3 readers will enjoy it.

I've decided to name my 3 readers:

1) Frank
2) Girlfriend
3) Bezalel

Thank you, Frank! You are the only person here who has no secret incentive to read this blog! I love you, Frank! (I love you too, Girlfriend) - I'm iffy about Bezalel.

You attentive reader will probably have also noticed that I posted pictures on my blog. These are from my trip to LA for Thanksgiving. I saw water. And sandpipers. Here is a picture of a sandpiper.

That Sandpiper was my friend. Then he flew away.

I also saw people.